this is when you are taking a shit and really bored you go thru you phone and mass text message a whole lot of people " whats up" " how are you" ect just to keep you occupied
brian sorry i didnt get back to you when you texted me " whats up", no its cool, i was shitter texting
by uncle steve from miami January 24, 2009
Get the shitter text mug.(Verb) The act of punk texting. Similar to that of drunk texting, to send a punk text is to make an ass of yourself via text message without being able to use the excuse that you were intoxicated while doing so. Sadly, a Punk Text is sent with a premeditated and completely coherent purpose.
Tarzan: "I think I might have punk dialed you lastnight after punk texting the person I stole this phone from."
Maryjane: "I already punkassumed you were going to."
Maryjane: "I already punkassumed you were going to."
by Slanguistic August 10, 2019
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Get the shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later jagiya mug.This guy was totally flex-texting me! Talking about business he owns(works for uncle), car he owns(belongs to baby momma) etc
by therealtriciaj July 28, 2015
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by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023
Get the Texting mug.When Darlene starts texting in a group text and everyone stops because she is an idiot and no one likes her
We were all laughing our asses off in a group text until Darlene said something totally stupid and there was an immediate text silence...
by angelfood June 13, 2019
Get the Text silence mug.One who engages in text while driving, only to wind up causing or contributing to an automobile accident.
I can’t believe Shawn was texting his jawn piece while driving and wrecked. What a crash text dummy!
by Zombies8MyNeighbors July 4, 2021
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