Hashemi Surprise

To act underhandedly and / or utilise methods of deceit in order to gain a financial benefit

Oh look, there she goes with another 'Hashemi Surprise'

by PJai October 22, 2022

Schmegma surprise

Shmegma Surprise is not to be confused with a white, cheese like substance that accumulates from a lack of hygiene.
Schmegma surprise is a reference used to describe a conglomeration of compiled left overs in the fridge. Usually fried in the stove top to create a hash or casserole.
Pork Schmegma surprise:
Left over potatoes, cubed pork, onions, mushrooms, etc...fried in butter on the stove top then coated with left over gravy. Plated & topped with two fried over medium or over easy eggs.

We made Pork Schmegma surprise with the left overs from yesterday's roast.

by KAPM May 18, 2022

surprise party

when you’re shroom-a-loopin and ya yet urself off a cliff at night

“woah i almost tripped down the hill”

“it’d be quiet the surprise party, i can’t see down there”

by biig Papi September 15, 2023

Surprise Party

When the feds raid you or your organization by surprise.

I heard they had a surprise party last night

by Stylezdagreat June 16, 2024

surprise party

When you have friends over for another person birthday and you shout “SUPRISE” the whip out your cock and jizz over all the food

we had the best surprise party yesterday!

by deep fried rat legs November 07, 2019

Surprise Party

When you and your friend arrive at your house, you run well ahead of them and slam the door shut. Once inside, quickly attach yourself to the doorknob “butt plug style”. When the knob turns inside your anus and your friend pushes on the door…SURPRISE!!!

Don’t let Jed beat you to the house, last time he hit me with the surprise party!

by Bortt October 18, 2020

noodle surprise

To shove noodles in a woman’s vagina and then eat it out with chop sticks

Jake Zuschlag wants to have a noodle surprise with his girlfriend

by Lil Blitz April 12, 2018