No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

Dickcheez Surprise

When your getting a blowjob and she ask why it taste cheesey

When Kris was sucking off Gavin she got a mouth full of Dickcheez Surprise

by Kari Hatake September 2, 2023

Meatslop Surprise

When a overweight girl falls on you face and pussay taste like roast beef

Jasmine fell on my face and I got a mouthful of Meatslop Surprise

by Kari Hatake September 2, 2023

surprise party

when you’re shroom-a-loopin and ya yet urself off a cliff at night

“woah i almost tripped down the hill”

“it’d be quiet the surprise party, i can’t see down there”

by biig Papi September 15, 2023

Rudy's Surprise

When you're giving her the ol free hot dog and you sneak a sip of beer behind her back.

Friend: Why are you brining a beer to your bedroom?

Him: Imma have me an ol Rudy's Surprise

by imafryingpan October 1, 2023

Surprise

It's the feeling you get when you've struggled with self loathing for years and when you try to find the meaning of your name, the typically most cynical and sarcastic place on the internet has the most heartwarming definitions for it. Thank you, Urban Dictionary!
- From an Ariana

What a surprise! For once the internet isn't as cruel as I thought!

by An Ariana January 8, 2020

Orange Surprise Party

When you get home on your birthday, and all your mates are banging your misses.

I had the best orange surprise party this year’s birthday.

by Dutchy247 January 30, 2020