Solid snake-ing it

To preform this action would be to very sneakily, solid snake style, make your snake solid, as in jerk off. This is often done in situations in which one must be quite about jerking it, such as in voice chat in a video game. Lots of people on discord right now? You can bet your ass one of them is solid snake-ing it.

Yeah, that rocket league match took so fucking long, I was Solid snake-ing it the whole time.

by RyanToBeFunny March 12, 2017

Brown Snake Moan

Brown Snake Moan- (Verb)
The moan or groan of satisfaction given after producing an especially large poop.

Jerry: "Oooo-AHHH!"
Phil, said while knocking on the bathroom door: "Damn, that was a downright Brown Snake Moan!"

by Gitche-Man March 19, 2017

trouser snake venom

Ejaculate

"She got a face full of trouser snake venom."

by The worst English student January 21, 2022

snake in the grass

When a construction worker is slaking off and going un-noticed.

What was that...It's A.....Snake in the grass

by Eric Sawchuk September 25, 2007

philly cheese snake

The Philly Cheese snake is a sexual act in which the man applies cheese wiz to his dick. The woman then licks or sucks the cheese of.

Mike: dude get me the cheese wizz, Laruens giving me a philly cheese snake tonight.

Chris: eww gross man.

by flesh of the stars January 13, 2008

Louisiana Snake Eyes

the act of having sexual intercourse a girl in the "dipper" position and then as you get in the sixty-nine position you take a diarrhea shit on her face creating "Chocolate Rain". As she wipes the shit off her face, stab her in the ear with a toothpick thus giving her the "Hillbilly Dental floss". Then at the peak of the sexual intercourse, right before you ejaculate, have her bite your your dick, then punch her in her nose, then cum in her eyes, thus creating "Blind Man's Bluff". After that grab ketchup and put it in the center of each cum-filled eye. finally creating as we know as Louisiana Snake Eyes

Rasphusha loves Louisiana Snake Eyes

by DeadsexyFish March 16, 2009

Rolling Snake Eyes

Shitting in one's pants

George Brett played craps at the casino then capped the night off rolling snake eyes in his pants.

by SkunkWorm February 2, 2015