A guy who puts dishwashers before
bros. He puts all his effort into a
lady and he gets nothing in return from her; an acronym for Someone Idolising for
Mediocre Pussy.
Nigel: I sent her $5,000 dollars to her webpage, I bought her a
car, a house, and I spent my money on her on vacations and we aren’t still even
dating yet! I’m going to simp harder by stealing my
parents’ credit cards.