Slammer Shots

Mug Shots - derogatory reference to Glamour Shots

After they were arrested for their Crest WhiteStrips heist, you'd think they would have flashed their pearly whites for their Slammer Shots.

by LowL January 4, 2015

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Shuttle Shot

When your fucking a girl from behind and your about to cum, you spit on her back and when she turns around to look at you, you cum on the shuttle schedule and stick it on her face

Dude, I was fucking this slut last night and I wanted to get rid of her so I shuttle shotted her and she was out quick!

by Smasher6969696969 December 21, 2008

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When a guy buys a round of drinks for people he doesn't know to show the woman at the bar he's interested in that he has a lot of money. One must not actually have a lot of money to buy status shots, but one must have enough to pay for the round and be prepared to repeat the process to let people continue thinking he is wealthy.

Tom: Who is this douche approaching our table?
Dan: Doesn't look familiar. Probably trying to steal one of Karen's friends.
Douche: I'm rich and careless with my money! Who needs a drink?! I'm getting everyone a round!
Tom: I don't care who he is. I'll reap the benefits of his Status Shots before I tell him to go away.

by Dale Wholphin November 14, 2011

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UP SHOT

THE POETRY OF U a bs inconclusion whereas its eternally fckd up )and beautufyl(!

up shot was a baLlout ne'er a blackout tho... ridiculousrecord...unreal performances...faux... almost nice as tha' glory! (not reallly...its a lifetime ... pour thee--- aimlessly---U reach me, continually

by Plagiaristresse/blackoutMstRmn November 8, 2016

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