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Puffy puffy pussy fart

When a vagina is gaping, dirty, and vile cesspool emits a loud, wet, flatulence that smells like a corpse that has been rotting in the dessert heat and is being used as a litter box for 10,000 cats, tends to always leave a nasty brown permanent stain.
I am such a nasty fucking skank, I keep having wet, hot, chunky, explosive puffy puffy pussy farts that are making everyone vomit, got me banned from Uber and Lyft, and killed a baby and my grandmother. I should probably clean my nasty steak umm puffy puffy pussy before I have anymore puffy puffy pussy farts that squirt out brown chunky goo, that kind of looks like applesauce, but I tasted it, and...it's not applesauce.
by Cakencock August 24, 2022
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cuckoo for cocoa puffs

Adjective: Someone who will happily talk about nonsense that only matters to them which ultimately confuses or bores the listener.
Person 1: Did you hear Kayleigh going on at the meeting about her Uber Eats orders this week?

Person 2: She’s cuckoo for cocoa puffs, just like that crazy bird was for Cocoa Puffs cereal.
by Vanderveer October 13, 2021
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Reese's puffs

Sudden inflammation of both the labia majora and minor. Commonly seen after using more than three fingers.
In hopes of spicing up the fingering session, Tommy stuck a fourth finger in Susan's vagina. Susan felt a weird sensation and knew she had Reese's puffs.
by Stiff socks August 4, 2017
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pufferfish

A deplorable, and hideously ugly girl with huge lips and puffy cheeks. Also see annoying piece of shit.
Tara...hahahahahhahahahhahaha
by Slash September 16, 2003
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puffypoospittlepie

First, you sit on your partner/friends face. Next you make them shit in your mouth. Then, you spit out the poo that they have deposited in your mouth into a nice pastry. You bake the pastry with an assortment of herbs. When it is cooked, you sit down to dinner and eat your puffypoospittlepie. Lovely.
"Tyler wants to know if you'll eat some puffypoospittlepie with him tonight."
by Brad Harbeck March 11, 2008
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Coco-Puffs

Specific to, well, just me and my friends, Coco-Puffs is a derivative of serial, which is itself a portmanteau of "serious" and "real."

1. Hard-core
2. Excellent
"That new Mobb Deep album was Coco-Puffs, kid!"

"You seen the ass on that girl? Shit was Coco-Puffs, son."
by Jesse Myerson January 2, 2006
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puffanny

A gayboy. A man that loves other men. A man that loves men so much he wishes he had a fanny so they would love him back if they were not gayboys also. Variations: puffannies, puffanying, puzzafazza.
1) "Look at that bloke there with his arse hanging out tempting straight blokes he's clearly a puffanny".

2) "Come on, hurry up, put your arse back in your jeans and stop puffannying around we have to go"
by Belty January 16, 2004
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