Piss Cheese

Piss cheese is what remains in the toilet bowl when somebody has dick cheese and some has fallen off during urination. So basically it is a mixture of dick cheese and urine.

Dude why the fuck is there piss cheese in my toilet.

by Cheese Pissers August 24, 2009

Piss Tits

A pregnant woman's breasts that secrete milk for non-consumption.

Jen's piss tits drip all over the bed when I grab them.

by Coron the Almighty January 26, 2009

piss wiskers

small clusters of pubic hair around the vagina and uretha

by Al ralphs & Ryan MacKenzie February 16, 2003

a piss in the Mississippi

something minute; an amount that really doesn't change anything.

He: "Oh no, we have to buy valve caps for our new Porsche! They are like 2,50!"
She: "That's an 80000 dollar car -- 2,50 are really just a piss in the Mississippi!"

by elwood_j_blues October 25, 2006

piss on the fire

to stop a fight. to put out a fire. it's a win, win. ur relieving youreself and putting out a fire. (while camping usually)

person 1: 'this fight is so stupid.'
person 2: 'u no what u must do.'
person 1: 'i no, i no, i'll go piss on the fire.'

by hyper_chicky March 1, 2009

piss trap

When a chick has too much pussy hair and retains the smell of piss.

I was eating this chick out but had to stop because of her piss trap

by C.M. Antonsen October 13, 2005

Puss Piss

when a guy has to shit and piss at the same time so he sits down and after pissing, he realizes that he doesn't have to shit anymore then he feels like a pussy because he sat down to take a piss

i felt like such a pussy after that last puss piss so from now on i will piss standing up before i take a dump...even if it means shitting in my pants.

by Landwarf September 2, 2010