term used to describe anybody who says single family homes are racist but then moves away from minorities into a single family home.
Did you know that city developers now say it is wrong to build single family homes? You did? Then you were a white flight Tom and moved into a single family home.
by banana republic revolution June 20, 2020
(1) Someone who gets all pissed off when you shoot them with a squirt gun.
(2) Someone who jumps on your couch.
(2) Someone who jumps on your couch.
by Katie "not quite brainwashed" Holmes January 11, 2007
It is the great childrens tale of Old Tom Sleepass. IT begins when this dude is in town and he hears all this noise and shit up in the woods so hes like im gonna go check it out.
and then, when he got up there in the woods, he found these uhh dwarves or elfs or gnomes or something and they were playing some loud ass fuckhat ninepin. and they had all this wine and shit, and they were like sup tom, drink this wine k. and hes like, k.
and then he gets all sleepy and falls asleep under this tree for like a really long time, like a hundred years and shit.
and then later when he woke up it was fuckin sweet, he was all old and had a bad ass wizard beard and shit, and so he walks back to town and is like sup guys, im tom. and they are like, no dude, you arent tom. and hes like wtf.
and then, when he got up there in the woods, he found these uhh dwarves or elfs or gnomes or something and they were playing some loud ass fuckhat ninepin. and they had all this wine and shit, and they were like sup tom, drink this wine k. and hes like, k.
and then he gets all sleepy and falls asleep under this tree for like a really long time, like a hundred years and shit.
and then later when he woke up it was fuckin sweet, he was all old and had a bad ass wizard beard and shit, and so he walks back to town and is like sup guys, im tom. and they are like, no dude, you arent tom. and hes like wtf.
this one guy rip van winkle tryed to rip off old tom, but he got his ass beat the fuck down.
Mike has been sleeping all fucking day. Hes such an old tom sleepass.
Mike has been sleeping all fucking day. Hes such an old tom sleepass.
by Mike D! March 09, 2004
A man who can be as unmanly as he wants because: A. he can throw a football and hit a soda can from 3 miles away and: B. he is married to Gisele Bundchen.
Jealous New York Jets Fan: I just a picture of Tom Brady wearing Ugg boots! What a Pussy.
Other Guy: Doesn't matter had sex... with Gisele Bundchen
Other Guy: Doesn't matter had sex... with Gisele Bundchen
by this smells like your mom October 22, 2011
A White person who will do anything to stay in good standing with non whites including lies and betraying his own people.
John: As a white man myself, I believe whites should be discriminated for their ancestors crimes
Anonymous: WUT? wut.
Shelia: Agreed, He is totally a white uncle tom .
Anonymous: WUT? wut.
Shelia: Agreed, He is totally a white uncle tom .
by Chinablue August 19, 2014
Tom Clancy's male organ that he has doubtlessly outfitted with infered crosshairs, and night vision goggles.
Conversation between two hookers:
"I had to give Tom Clancy's Penis a blow yesterday."
"How was it?"
"Fucking difficult! He's so obsessed with gun add-ons that I thought his cock would blow my head off!"
"I had to give Tom Clancy's Penis a blow yesterday."
"How was it?"
"Fucking difficult! He's so obsessed with gun add-ons that I thought his cock would blow my head off!"
by I swear to drunk, I'm not God! October 26, 2006
Kind of self-defining. Behaving in ways that are shocking or ridiculous to other people and totally unaware of how others are reacting.
He spent all night trying to impress a stripper with a disappearing coin trick. Rob's Tom Cruise Crazy.
by KLParmley January 20, 2008