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Jacobean chair leg

Originating from South London, the term is used to describe a taking dump so massive that it resembles an old English style of furniture, characterized by ornately carved chair legs and a dark finish.
Friend: "Mate, what took you so long?"
Guy: "Sorry, had to carve out a Jacobean chair leg."
by kdwilco September 21, 2013
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Miss One-Leg

Any female who dances with you at a club and lifts one leg up while she's grinding her pelvis into yours, but freaks out when you grab her other leg in an attempt to mount her on you.
"I tried to lift that girl up on a nigga but she freaked the fuck out. Obviously she don't know what happens when you lift yo leg on a nigga. I guess she's just a Miss One-Leg."
by Yung Phil July 29, 2012
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Straight-legged shit

A large, intense shit that causes one's legs to consequently straighten out and remain in a locked position until the log is fully expelled.
That was one great straight-legged shit!
by giddyup_gansta June 27, 2011
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TWO LEGGED FISH

YOU CATCH A TWO LEGGED FISH AT YOUR LOCAL PARK AND THEN BRING IT HOME AND THEN RUBB IT WITH CAR OIL WHILE U SLIP UR FAT MASSIVE COCK IN THE FLOPPERS AND FINS.
SATIRE: YO DEADAUX I JUST FUCKED A TWO LEGGED FISH

DEADAUX: DANG JIT YOU WAS BLUCKING A TWO LEGGED FISH
by TWO LEGGED FISH June 12, 2023
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Oh My Leg

by AdhesiveMadMan February 24, 2023
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snoop dog’s legs

kyle: i’m always tired i don’t know why
brody: last night you texted me a picture of snoop dog’s legs at 3 am...
kyle: oh yeah
by kyleiskool July 30, 2018
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Laying on my legs

Doing another's work.
Richard needs to keep up he's "laying on my legs"
by anonymous February 12, 2022
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