Dries Road Head

When you are driving home from Prep, and pass by the Urban Cowboys whilst L. Dries is giving you road brain.

TJM III - “Yo, Dries! Look out the window it’s the urban cowboys!”

Dries - *mumbling* “I can’t bro, I’m giving you Dries road head!”

by Dreiser Dave May 3, 2023

Road Load

The act of ejaculating while driving.

That 6 hour drive would have been super boring but I passed the time with a road load.

by Ju-Li November 22, 2021

road pony

An imagined blue sphere of unspoken truths from the previous evening's escapades.

Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Lets just say, after we went back to my house, I had to get out the road pony.

by Capitalsallaround May 20, 2017

abbey roading

an action where a group of people or an individual stops while walking (similar to the Beatles album Abbey Road) in front of an unsuspecting vehicle or person

“i can’t believe you were abbey roading me at that busy ass intersection”

by the mundas March 14, 2022

Road Snake

Pieces of Tire left alongside the edge of the road/interstate

Look at all these road snake all over the road.!

by 81B August 19, 2018

Mather Field Road

A grimey ghetto ass road in Rancho Cordova, California full of crackheads that will get aggressive for no reason. It is probably not a good idea to walk down this road with no weapon.

Tay: Aye, you heard what happened to Frank on Mather Field Road?

Gerald: Yeah, a crackhead beat his ass for lacking.

by mr bing bing May 2, 2022

road rules

A wank show on MTV

"I watched Road Rules last night. I hate myself!"

by Ineedacatscan July 22, 2003