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Spork in the Road

When a road splits into two roads, but ALSO dips. I imagine a fork in the road...and now the dip.
When I hit that spork in the road, I went left but the dip excited me a little bit. It wasn't very notable.
by The_Naked_Snake May 28, 2018
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Road-tap

(verb). The act of sexual intercourse with a random person on a road trip.

When the door is locked on a gas station because I am in tapping the waitress ass while actually being on a road trip.
Sorry for being late, I had to stop for a quick road-tap.
by kpthetapmaster69 July 14, 2019
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old town road remix

something that lil nas x will keep on releasing till the year 2050
lol nope old town road remix ain´t getting defined
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Old Town Road

Old Town Road is a song written by Lil Nas X originally. After it's debut on TikTok, the song became a massive success and later became a remix with Billy Ray Cyrus. Later down the line, this song got remixed again... and again... and again. Till he can't no more.
The song became such a massive success that it's remained on Billboard's Hot 100 Billboard for (at the time of this definition creation) 15 weeks. The longest a song's been on Billboard (Despacito) was on Billboard for 16 weeks. It looks very likely that Old Town Road will pass that song, and likely exceed it.

People are undecided as to what to categorize it. If you Google the song name, you'll see it's just labeled "Hip Hop/Country". It's a country song, with a hip hop beat and style. This is exactly why people cannot categorize this song. According to Billboard, it's not.

Sometime after the release of this song, and during pride month, Lil Nas X has also publicly announced that he is gay. A shock for the entire world that nobody ever expected.

I personally still listen to it, even with how many times I replayed it. Check my Spotify plays for that song, you'll see it's a lot.
Kenny: You heard that Old Town Road song?
Me: Pssh... who didn't? You can't avoid that damn song. Especially on the radio.
by latrelljennings July 19, 2019
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up the road

An expression or phrase used by cyclists to describe a beneficial food or item often used by Cannice mcNay

also used to justify eating an unhealthy food
"ill do well today i'm wearing my up the road shorts"
"its okay to eat its an up the road digestive"
by oi2inx July 31, 2019
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Oaklahoma road middle school

Where all the Christians become hoes and the hoes become scarred. The teachers don't give a shit ab ur future nor does the principal. This school is where sneaking ur phone is more troublesome then punching a kid. No one likes the weird kid and usually has a ghetto group. Where girls want sexuall contact and boys are too pussy to handle. No one even knows what their favorite subject is bc their all trash in some way.
Hey do u got to oaklahoma road middle school?

Yea

Ur mom's a hoe
by Whoeverthrewthatpaper3003 November 23, 2019
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road twerking

Twerking in the middle of a road while cars pass you.
by SpikeBallCuckooFace November 27, 2019
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