When the journalistic weather industrial complex of so-called meteorologists reports that there is snow in the forecast, but it turns out to be a big sad lie, that's Flake News.
Did you hear the Flake News?
Yeah, meteorologists are full of it! There's no snow at all-- not even one flake!
Yeah, meteorologists are full of it! There's no snow at all-- not even one flake!
by NeologianPJG December 5, 2017
Get the Flake News mug.Many think New Hampshire is way out in the middle of nowhere, but most of New Hampshire looks exactly like Massachusetts or Connecticut. Southern NH is home to many Boston commuters as a sub 60 min commute is common. Also libertarians have no power here, as it is commonly believed.
New Hampshire- a place where people who don’t want to be associated with Massachusetts yet still want to be in a state like Massachusetts live.
by MilfordNH January 3, 2019
Get the New Hampshire mug.Asshole from New York: haha new jersey is just jughandles and potholes
Me: um we're the second best state so i would shut the fuck up
Me: um we're the second best state so i would shut the fuck up
by idontreallyknowanymore January 20, 2019
Get the New Jersey mug.I’ve lived here a long ass time. Pretty chill. People are kinda rude, but it’s whatever. Cheese fries are the shit, and bagels buss. We can’t drive slow for shit, we’re always driving fast for no reason. We have gun problems, but just don’t be dumb and provoke a nigga at night by yourself, and you’ll be fine.
Person 1: Yo, you live in New Jersey, right?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You think y’all better than New York, right?
Person 2: Nah, nobody here really cares or talks about New York. Yeah, we might get some of our slang from them, but we don’t think we’re better.
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You think y’all better than New York, right?
Person 2: Nah, nobody here really cares or talks about New York. Yeah, we might get some of our slang from them, but we don’t think we’re better.
by thebitchwhokills March 30, 2021
Get the New Jersey mug.The worst city in the United States. New Yorkers claim that outsiders "don't understand", but "not understanding" is an understatement. New York is a place where people walk when they shouldn't walk, shouldn't walk when they should, and pay more than a million dollars to live in neighborhoods like "The Village", that just a decade ago was considered "ghetto". The city of New York is, at best, a nice place to visit for a day or two, but no one would ever, EVER want to live there.
...except people from New Jersey, who would give their right testicular to be considered New Yorkers.
...except people from New Jersey, who would give their right testicular to be considered New Yorkers.
by whole.fn.show August 1, 2008
Get the New York mug.A form of gaslight to invaludate your need to reverse an abnormal situation. It's to prevent you to fight to get your freedom back.
The covid 19 restrictions on your breathing, freedom to go out, see your loved ones, work, choose medical interventions freely... Are not temporary to flatter the curve. This is the new normal. Give up your human rights, body autonomy, and children. Accept segregation with the vaccine passport (it's not racist this time, but for profits, so it's ok.)
The government are dictators now, it's for your own good because you're too stupid to do self care and must be blamed for everything, welcome to the new world order.
Obey or die.
Covid is of the common cold family virus, with 99% chances of survival. But feel terror and obey us. Don't take cold medicine or grandma's bone broth soup, take the vaccine and if it doesn't work let yourself die so we can scare people into obedience with manipulated statistics and alarmust predictions, and asymptomatic cases.
This abnormal painful torture isn't going back to the abusive dark ages, this is the new normal. Accept it without fighting back for freedom.
The government are dictators now, it's for your own good because you're too stupid to do self care and must be blamed for everything, welcome to the new world order.
Obey or die.
Covid is of the common cold family virus, with 99% chances of survival. But feel terror and obey us. Don't take cold medicine or grandma's bone broth soup, take the vaccine and if it doesn't work let yourself die so we can scare people into obedience with manipulated statistics and alarmust predictions, and asymptomatic cases.
This abnormal painful torture isn't going back to the abusive dark ages, this is the new normal. Accept it without fighting back for freedom.
by TreeOfWolf December 24, 2021
Get the New normal mug.A town in South Jersey in which hardly anybody has any teeth, and related to everyone. One typically marries their cousin. Four wheel drive lifted trucks are needed here are considered basis for popularity and rank... The bigger your truck, the more important you are.
Are you from New Gretna.... You have no teeth?
Y'all got a big truck... you must be important or something.
Hey Dad.. I mean Uncle John, Cousin John....
Y'all got a big truck... you must be important or something.
Hey Dad.. I mean Uncle John, Cousin John....
by Bmason378 January 18, 2009
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