Shard Monkey

What a crystal meth dealer refers to his dope fiend customers.

Hey man I really need some shards pronto! Dealer says patience my little shard monkey I'm on my way!

by ravencrow neversmiles July 15, 2014

Acid Monkey

Crack head

Hey that dude seems hyper!
Hes just an acid monkey...

by nononobanana November 6, 2011

monkey mashed

To be completely off your rocker on class As most likely Mandela or the old ketamine

He was so monkey mashed he fell into a fire and kept skanking

by Cunty June 20, 2016

Tard Monkey

A word thats original intent was its just really fun to say, not to be racist, but I'd still be careful... hahahahaa jk! call everyone that!!

wow that was really stupid, quit being such a tard monkey

by daryy February 20, 2011

Pawn Monkey

Any individual who "Hangs Around" a pawn shop solely for entertainment purposes and believes they are equally entertaining. Can also be an individual that frequents pawn shops so that they may dazzle everyone with their vast knowledge of all things from tools to tiaras. They are always wrong about everything.

Clerk One: "You know that guy?"

Clerk Two: "Yea, that's just Bob. He's one of our usual Pawn Monkeys. Try to ignore him"

by Lord of the Pawns February 22, 2011

Murder Monkey

A black person that has committed several acts of murder

“My nigga Tyrone is a straight up Murder Monkey.”

by Jojobojoj May 25, 2019

Fluff monkey

A monkey kept for the purpose of Fluffing men before they go on stage...

Often accused of having fluffy fingers they are kept in a cage til Performance time....

Where's that dam fluff monkey... I've got 45 seconds to get fluffed???

by UndercoverOrca May 30, 2016