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Michael Cera

The act of receiving a blowjob from one girl while another licks your ass, and from time to time offering them "sippies" off your Capri sun. May or may not be performed in a bathroom at a party, but should be done while standing.
John: Dude! Did you hear Mike got a Michael Cera off those two chicks last night?

Dave: Didn't have to I walked into it in the bathroom at the party. He didn't even stop. What's more shocking is neither did they.
Michael Cera by This is the end September 1, 2013
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Michael Lang 

The fabulous guy i talked to through fan mail, who was behind all the madness at woodstock. The guy that all the wannabe flower children DONT know about. The guy who is one of my idols.
wannabe flower child: "im so cool because i have this trippy shirt on and peace sign necklaces and because i 'like' the beatles. too bad i have no clue who michael lang is even though i claim to like woodstock."
Michael Lang by lifein69:) April 4, 2010

Michael Barrymore 

Revered chuckle-meister and Drew Barrymore's dad
Well bugger me, I never knew that Michael Barrymore was Drew's dad !

Michael Munden Jr. 

The soul-mate and one true love of Victoria Dawn Vawter.

michael gleason 

John - Hey Luke, did you see Auburn beat Alabama?
Luke - Since when have you liked Auburn
John - Ever since they beat Alabama
Luke - I fucking hate how much of a Michael Gleason your being right now
michael gleason by Trippyfrog December 9, 2013

michael sanders 

Bitch ass kid who's ugly as a horses ass and says horse shit to every word you say a horrible person and is a complete pervert and tries to sleep with your friends sister

Michael Harris 

The best man you could ever meet. Has many dreams and aspirations. Is a goal setter and go getter. Doesn’t let events of the past stop their future. Loves with all their heart and never quits on what his heart desires. Definitely isn’t “ugly af
Michael Harris by Medusa Mother August 8, 2018