by Gayness 65 March 03, 2015
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by Eushshtb October 02, 2024
Johnny: "Remember when I predicted this would happen? Looks like I was right.
Jenny: "You're Matt Damon"
Jenny: "You're Matt Damon"
by P_Low September 13, 2023
A pervy little man of biracial descent- must be under 5 foot 4 and have a penis less than 1 inch long.
Dude, you're drooling over that girl- don't be such a Matt Desmond.
by SNOWMANSHANE97 November 28, 2017
Matthew's are talented, kind, generous, motivated, loyal, organized, and intelligent. They are good-hearted people, who will always make you smile. They are selfless and pure. Matthew's are generally very athletic, and they have nice hands. Something about Matthew will make you want to touch his face, particularly in the chin area. Matthew's always smell good, too. And they give the best hugs. Matthew's (especially Italian ones) are the cutest people ever. When you find one, don't let em go :)
"Matt(hew) is Julia's boyfriend."
"Did you see the amount of hand sanitizer he has? He's a Matt(hew) for sure."
"That musician is so talented. A total Matt(hew)."
"Did you see the amount of hand sanitizer he has? He's a Matt(hew) for sure."
"That musician is so talented. A total Matt(hew)."
by diagrammer101 May 05, 2021
by Nb44$ June 12, 2025