May 9th 

May 9th is the official day of the aristocracy of Sealand.On this day you must listen to whatever does a Duke , Court , Knight , Baron or Lord say.

Also its the birthday of Baron of Sealand František Jan Hrubý

Its May 9th , you gotta do stuff for me

May 9th by anonymous June 18, 2021

May 3rd 

The birthday of a puppy ▼・ᴥ・▼

The puppy in question refuses that hes a puppy! But its his birthday this day

The birthday of a puppy ▼・ᴥ・▼ : may 3rd

May 3rd by Quovien June 24, 2021

May 27 

Today is the most amazing person’s birthday! If you are Zach Herron happy birthday

Today is May 27!

May 27 by ilovemymans August 15, 2021

May 14

May 14th is national kiss a girl
Named Emma/Sophie/Emily day
You are lucky if they are in your

Life

Oh it's may 14th! Better go kiss
A girl named emma

May 14 by Findmebuddy August 21, 2021

may the mods bless you 

Also known as may the jannies bless you.
By uttering this phrase you're wishing your desired target to be banned.

someone: *shills for cuntpitalism*
me: may the mods bless you!

may the mods bless you by #LGCC9CCPP September 1, 2021

May 26 

may 26 is my favorite one lol lol I’m so sad that I’m so sad for you and I’m so happy for that girl lol I hate that I don’t think so lol lol I just saw this video but it was just me too sad but how do I do

“It is may 26 I love it” Yes that is what it means

May 26 by Gabe is gay September 19, 2021

May 25th 

Dakota’s birthday

May 25th is Dakota’s birthday

May 25th by Opinion010 September 20, 2021