Jerd

A combination of the words 'Jewish' and 'Nerd'.

See that guy playing Chess with that Blerd? He's the biggest Jerd I know!

by SUrkell May 23, 2022

Jersey Triathlon

When you Fill a CamelBak with Miller Lite, take a Bump of Booger Sugar in Asbury Park, run south down the boardwalk, take a dump in Belmar, and arrive in Beach Haven slam three Jäger-bombs, rent a jet ski and cruise down to Ocean City. Chug 3 local IPA’s of your choice and commandeer a Sightseer Tram. Puke and Rally in Any Wildwood. Arrive in Cape May all before you listen to the entire Album “Born in the U.S.A.” By Bruce Springsteen and finish your CamelBak.

Me the gents were listening to “The Boys Are Back in Town” and just decided to go crush a Jersey Triathlon. Woke up with jet ski keys in my pocket, not sure where the ski is.

by Michael Delvechio July 30, 2022

Jersey Ice Tea

Similar to its cousin, the Long Island Ice Tea, the Jersey Ice Tea is made by: Pouring all of the bar mat liquids in a glass over ice adding a splash of lemon and cola. Nothing goes down so smooth…

Eh Tony, gimme one of them Jersey Ice Teas, I’m putting the booze googles on tonight!

by For-Harry’s-Sake September 1, 2022

Jersey

Sexiest bitch I ever met

“Yo fam have u seen that shawdy over there wit the huge bunda ?”
“no fam what’s her name?”
“Yo her names jersey and she’s a baddie”

by Bigkok222 September 1, 2022

Jersey right

Making three left turns in order to go right.

To make a Jersey right, You make a left, another left, and another left and your right there. (Which is impossible in New Jersey because you cant' turn left)

by phon3guy October 3, 2022

jersexual

An individual who prefers jerse's over other sexes

-Hey, I'm Jersexual
-No way, me too!

by horouser November 12, 2022

Jersey Chokehold

When you catch a fish and are too weak or stupid to hold it the proper way so you shove your soft manicured hands so far up its gills your painted fingernails are coming out of its mouth.

“Hey did you see that dickhead with the camo waders and white rod before?”
“Yea he gave that 20lb fish one hell of a Jersey chokehold then said it was a 50”

by PineSlime November 29, 2022