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Accidentally play the violin

Going to the bathroom for an innocent reason (bathing, hygiene, grooming) but ending up masturbating furiously or partaking in other sexual acts often that are intense whilst in the bathroom. A verb describing hormonal boys but is not exclusive to the gender.
He went to go pee but you could hear him accidentally playing the violin.
Billy used to frequently accidentally play the violin but now he mostly does it in public.
"I'm going to the bathroom now." "OK but be careful to not to accidentally play the violin"
by Maxim Bovich Afonin May 27, 2018
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I played a B

When a musician plays a wrong note, and blames it on not seeing correctly. Usually said slowly and in a hushed voice.
Band Teacher: That sounded off...what note did you play on the first beat of bar 15?
Jordan: I played a B
by helladoeeeeee January 27, 2013
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Zoom-zoom play

When two animals chase each other down while playing together, that activity is called "zoom-zoom play"
Those doggos are engaged in zoom-zoom play.
by Curlyboii May 21, 2019
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The Standard Average Play

the standard average play is usually the best play available in poker. the standard average play, or SAP, was developed as a kind of anti-dote to The Fancy Play Syndrome. the Standard Average Play is what a SAP, or "normal" person might do, if that normal person thought through what was actually occurring in the moment at the table AND the Standard Average Play is what every Pro should be looking for, and should know, at any given point in the play of a hand. the Standard Average Play was developed by William Edward Harding and Kurt Dewhurst, two well-known Las Vegas Poker personalities.
you know, rather than trying to out-think everybody all the time and look like a genius, you might benefit from simply asking: "what's the standard average play here?" the standard average play is usually good enough, and usually where you're head should be.
by willhard9723 May 19, 2013
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Ale plays baseball

A Memer who likes baseball and who is a baseball player who is funny and also nice and has good friends And who likes Wii sports memes
by Ale was here btw October 3, 2019
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Mountain Wolf Plays

The best yter on earth. If you disagree then go burn in a hole.
Person A: Mountain Wolf Plays is the best yter

Person B: Incorrect

Person A: die

Person C: die

Person D: die

Person B: sorry I meant correct
by Awsome Power March 3, 2021
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Alex Plays Minecraft

Your friend Alex plays a game called Minecraft
by Siran Wrap June 10, 2019
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