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I'm 12 years old and what is this?

Internet meme that came about after some kid said it on a comment when Youtube.com was raided with porn. Usually said after something that adults talk about/kids wouldn't get. Not to be said in real life, like most other memes.
Anon A: I was wondering, do you guys prefer anal sex or vaginal sex?

Anon B: I'm 12 years old and what is this?

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Anon A: Do you think its worth it to have sex without a condom?

Anon B: I'm 12, what is this??
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Anon A: My girlfriend just blew me, shit was SO cash.

Anon B: inb4 I'm 12 and what is this

Anon C: I'm only twelve, what is this?!
by JD13 July 25, 2009
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Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared

To those who want to know what Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared is about, allow me to explain. It is a webisode series by This Is It, a British group who create unique films like Bad Things That Could Happen. It centers on three puppets, a red hairy creature, a green duck, and a yellow puppet who always get these random teachers who teach, actually sing, a lesson.

The first time you see this, you'd think that this is a kid's show, but it is far from it. It is either 1:a parody about teachers who can't teach, 2: a show so horrific, it makes citizens of Wonderland as though they are sane people who are complete saints, or 3: a show that could, and this is my theory, very well be an allegory of how life was like in Germany during Cold War, and let me tell you, it was anything but good.

To survive this colorful world of Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, you must follow these rules....

1: Do not show anyone who is under the age of 16-18 this heinous realm.

2: If you watch any episode that contains food, do not eat close to or right after watching the episode. It is nauseating.

3: If you are still in High school/College, and have a teacher with a similar profession as one character, you must not watch the episode before class because then it will be very awkward.

4: Lastly but not least, don't kill yourself...or better yet, if you are tempted to go insane, go to a therapist.

And remember kids, to stay in school!...OR NOT...
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared is not something to take lightly, that it should not be shown to little kids.

Student #1: God, I am in trouble! I just watched the second episode of Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, and I have a History class to go to.
Student #2: That wasn't the episode with the creepy yelling clock, was it?
Student #1: Yes.

Student #2: Oh man...
by Mariposa24 March 11, 2016
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Its when one partner is a little scared to admit all the way that they're in love. So they confess to their partner their love, but with a little uncertainty. This way they show that they're still to scared to let their guard ALL the way down.
"Dammit , . . .uhm . . Okay , I THINK I'm in love with you , but I don't know yet .
by suckmyPEACE. November 14, 2010
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That's What I'm Tryna Say

"That's what I'm tryna say" is a term used colloquially in the north-west Philly area (mainly at the Hill School--a boarding school in Pottstown, PA). This phrase is used when something good happens, and you would like to signify that you enjoyed it. Think of it as saying, oh wow thats neat! This phrase is usually said quickly and with an accent unlike your own.
M: I got you a cookie from the Grille! They just came out the oven.

N: That's What I'm Tryna Say!!!!
by MyRoommate October 12, 2017
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i'm off 12 xans

something you might say when you're about to lose your shit.
steve: i didn't do anything wrong whats your problem?
jessica: Bitch i'm off 12 xans! didn't do anything wrong??
by dont.trust.birds March 23, 2019
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I'm Gonna Cum On You

A meaningful phrase used in wholesome TikTok lives and congratulating your teammates/opponents in games. It doesn't have a specific meaning just used on anything happy/wholesome.
Example 1:
Other Team Wins:

You: I'm gonna cum on you

Example 2:
TikTok live with people with disabilities and terminal illness
You: I'm gonna cum on you

Example 3:
Friend: I can't believe I beat you in that race
You: I'm gonna cum on you
by Wholesome gamer May 11, 2023
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But I'm in your Twitch chat

The feeling of being left behind and the last one standing in matching names/profile pictures with someone. Commonly associated with the name 'Euan'. Brought upon by a lyric in Wilbur Soot's hit song 'Your new boyfriend'
Dude 1 : *has matching profile pictures but the other one matching changes it*
Dude 2 : 'But I'm in your Twitch chat'
Dude 3 : 'But I'm in your Twitch chat'
by BeanieEnjoyer115 December 6, 2021
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