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human smoke alarm

A person (sometimes on the ceiling) that tells you if there is smoke or a fire.
The costlier human smoke alarms even call the firefighters for you.
by MaybeARealWord January 26, 2022
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Human

its yourself you dumbass why the fuck you searching this up
Yes im a human not cat IDIOT
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Cross-section of humanity

To represent a sample of the human race across race, gender, and age.
We are looking at a cross-section of humanity.
by Wagglefun May 5, 2019
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Human Pinata

A human pinata is like a regular pinata except instead of bashing a nonliving pinata with a stick, you bash a human with a stick over and over again. Just like when candy pops out, you succeed by making guts and blood pop out. If the human dies, you know you did it correctly.
Viva de Human Pinata! Yay!!!
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Sub-human

Anyone who is a member of the LGBT community.
That sub-human piece of garbage ruined the day with its whining.
by Crusader_001 February 18, 2024
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Humanities

A typical American class usually recognized by having an unreasonable amount of reading on terrible books, essays on weird as hell topics, and an unlimited amount of work that only leads to all nighters and procrastination.
Chad: yo bro wanna hang out later today
Chand: Nah bro i got this humanities book to read it was due yesterday
Chad: what about next weekend?
Chand: nah bro i gotta right some bbq or dbq idk what its called about the colonization of mcdonalds
Chad: bro what the hell is wrong with your class lmao
by TypicalAsianStudent1337 October 4, 2021
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Humans

They come in all shapes, colors, and cultures but where they really shine compared to other species is in their capacity to fail in properly using their brain and their ingenuity to kill things involuntarily and deny it. Their best pastime is being hostile against each other for the most absurd of reasons, most of the time is ending in the death of one or both parties or more
For example, some humans belived Earth is flat and evolution doesn't exist
by justsomerandomidiot September 2, 2022
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