Weather-head

Someone who’s mood changes constantly

Reegan is crying again? What a weather-head

by Sir Julius September 05, 2020

Beardo Head

Homosexual act of giving a 69 blowjob where both parties have a beard

You should've seen how big their beards were, they'll definately be capable of giving AND getting Beardo Head!

by Pingmaster June 30, 2010

mustard head

The name your nice old grandma calls you before she beats you with a switch.

Come here you little mustard head!!

by messy bun October 13, 2017

Head weasels

Thoughts related from stress etc, which stop you from doing things. Named for the annoying scratching at the back of the mind.

"My head weasels are playing up, so I wont be at the gig tonight."

by Glitch23 October 20, 2013

Heading for Alabama.

A synonym for "not going to happen" or "nope", similar to Hurricane Dorian.

"You want to come over for some kale salad and a Sex And The City marathon?"

"I don't think so. That shit's heading for Alabama."

by Danger Ape September 06, 2019

head jump

When you live half your life saying a phrase wrong.

"My math teacher always thought the saying, 'head start' was 'head jump' for half of her life."

by pizzama2003 June 02, 2017

Head-boss

A sexual tactic in which a woman exclaims a man is her boss when performing oral sex.

A man is seen, and heard, being the "Head-boss" of his hooker, Candy D.

by The Muffin Men January 10, 2011