Refers to a blow job given by an elderly woman, usually a "cougar". The smoothie refers to the womans "smooth" gums and the texture of the man's semen . This term is regional, and is used commonly around the "Villages" in Central Florida.
I saw Steve getting a blue haired smoothie down by the gazebo. Wow, she must have been eighty something!
by tarnished_man September 13, 2010
You hear of the long and strenuous crap battles that ppl have (Clinton had constipation that lasted a month, Randy feels like vommiting after pushing out his shit but gets nowhere). This word is for the people that take fairly quick shits, your in and out in a jiffy. You get the relieving feeling of emptying out your bowels but in a timely and concise manner.
You see that guy over there.....he is a hair-trigger shitter, he holds the record for shitting as quick as possible.
by goq2 September 06, 2007
Term coined from Rock bands from the 70s who would use a lot of synthesizors and such in their music, and do strange things with their hair, such as cut shapes such as starts and hearts in it.
by Spiffy Hamster July 13, 2004
by Bigworm1591 October 25, 2006
Woman 1-hey you there you fluffy haired knob
by Fluffy one January 26, 2015
A call to action for a sexual act in which a man (or woman, though more rare and harder to pull off) ejaculates in their partner(s) hair, resulting in a nice, natural substitute for hair styling gel once it dries up. Difficult to get out after looking sleek all day, however.
by duccling January 03, 2020
Marcel: Did you make it to Steve's wedding?
Ethan: Yeah, there was so much traffic, I made it by the hairs on my balls.
Ethan: Yeah, there was so much traffic, I made it by the hairs on my balls.
by Oscar Knight January 13, 2013