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Blue Haired Smoothie

Refers to a blow job given by an elderly woman, usually a "cougar". The smoothie refers to the womans "smooth" gums and the texture of the man's semen . This term is regional, and is used commonly around the "Villages" in Central Florida.
I saw Steve getting a blue haired smoothie down by the gazebo. Wow, she must have been eighty something!
by tarnished_man September 13, 2010
mugGet the Blue Haired Smoothiemug.

hair-trigger shitter

You hear of the long and strenuous crap battles that ppl have (Clinton had constipation that lasted a month, Randy feels like vommiting after pushing out his shit but gets nowhere). This word is for the people that take fairly quick shits, your in and out in a jiffy. You get the relieving feeling of emptying out your bowels but in a timely and concise manner.
You see that guy over there.....he is a hair-trigger shitter, he holds the record for shitting as quick as possible.
by goq2 September 16, 2007
mugGet the hair-trigger shittermug.

Nest hair

One having so much hair on their chest/neck that it looks like a nest.
Man Brian needs to do somthing about his nest hair because I think i saw a bird in it!
by Bigworm1591 November 7, 2008
mugGet the Nest hairmug.

hair band

Term coined from Rock bands from the 70s who would use a lot of synthesizors and such in their music, and do strange things with their hair, such as cut shapes such as starts and hearts in it.
by Spiffy Hamster July 13, 2004
mugGet the hair bandmug.

fluffy haired knob

An extremely annoying person with hair that resembles pubic hair
Woman 1-hey you there you fluffy haired knob
by Fluffy one January 26, 2015
mugGet the fluffy haired knobmug.

by the hairs on my balls

to just barely finish or complete a task
Marcel: Did you make it to Steve's wedding?
Ethan: Yeah, there was so much traffic, I made it by the hairs on my balls.
by Oscar Knight January 13, 2013
mugGet the by the hairs on my ballsmug.

Paul your hair

To paul your hair means to go tottaly bald
Person A: You should paul your hair
Person B: Idk i think i would look ugly
by SuperIntenseMinecraftPlayer194 January 27, 2022
mugGet the Paul your hairmug.

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