Prison Finger

Prison Finger occurs when you are wiping and a finger penetrates the toilet paper and makes a run for your anus.

I dropped a duce this morning and had a bout of prison finger on the way out.

by Mr. cato February 18, 2009

Flow Finger tipped

Flowin your fingers from a girls ass right to her mouth. Rinse in the vag and repeat

I was chillin with my baby momma and her drama last night and I flow finger tipped all ova that biatch.

by Ikemay Anday December 30, 2008

Viennese Finger

Fingering with Nutella-, or other chocolate spread-coated digits. Named after the famous biscuit-chocolate composite.

I was at my aunt's tea party when she asked for a viennese finger. I gave her one and I've never been invited back.

by Doctor Sin November 25, 2010

Middle-Finger Promise

Similar to a pinky promise, except with he use of the middle fingers. Usually a bond between two bros. It's a promise, acknowledging, "if I break this, I'm fucked."

Bro 1: Is this shit legit?!

Bro 2: I middle-finger promise!

A bond then can never be broken.

by JaRoy October 19, 2011

Shitty Finger Wipe

A Shitty Finger Wipe happens when you're taking a massive shit on the toilet and when you're finished and go to wipe your ass, you accidentally miscalculate your finger placement on the toilet paper and end up smearing fresh smelly fecal matter onto one of your fingers as well as half of the toilet paper. Usually the Middle or Ring finger.

My girlfriend was horny one night and tried sucking on my middle finger as to turn me on, hinting towards a nice blowjob. After a quick suck of my finger, she made a disgusted face and proceeded to pick a single kernel of corn that tasted like shit out of the back of her throat. I had eaten corn two nights ago. Must have happened from a Shitty Finger Wipe that I failed to notice after I took a shit.

by ShitSpatulaEater June 12, 2014

Fathi Finger

A chant performed by friends usually to annoy a person named fathi, could also be said as fathi noodle or fathi the batty.

Friends: Fathi finger Fathi finger where are you?
Fathi: Here I am! Here I am! How do you do?

by Buba sagna November 7, 2020

Two girls One finger

A porn that involves lesbians causing each other to vomit, then playing with it before ultimately the one defecates into the other's mouth, and they traverse it between their mouths and so on.

"If you think Two girls one cup was bad, try watching two girls one finger."

by SKRealTime November 7, 2016