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Bell Fart

Sometimes during masturbation, a pocket of air becomes trapped under the foreskin. Upon pulling back the foreskin the air is released creating a sound similar to a fart.
Man: "Pfft."
Woman: Did you just fart honey?
Man: No, that was a bell fart. You wouldn't have sex with me tonight, so I'm relieving myself.
by Kelfaur January 31, 2014
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Body Fart

A body fart occurs when two smooth bodies interlock and the gap between boobs and pectoral muscles produce a airlock which creates a fart noise.
*Two people cuddling in bed naked and tightly creating a fart noise*
Barbra: Did you just fart??
Derek: Nooo, it was just a body fart!! Smell around my ass if you don't believe me!
Barbra: Good! It was just an innocent body fart!
by tilly tilly May 12, 2014
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fart taster

One who samples the immediate post-fart area with his or her tongue.
'Wow, look at Roger greedily lapping up Emily's rotten fart stink'
'I always knew he was a fart taster'
by Captain Catsquid July 19, 2014
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Fart Stank

When a fart is so potent and strong in smell, it leaves a permanent odor on whatever you farted on.
My bed has fart stank from the day I ate a 5 bean burrito, and let off the mother of all farts that night in my bed.
by MeowNugget February 27, 2015
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Fart Phobia

Bruh I was at the library yesterday and this hot chick was sitting near me, I had to Fart so bad but I had Fart Phobia.
by Big Scoop July 29, 2016
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fart cart

All small cars with twatish big bore exhausts.
I wish would turn the engine off on that Fart Cart while he is parked there, I cant hear the fucking telly.
selfish boy racer twat corsa show off
by vaders-love-child October 21, 2015
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Keto fart

The result of 48 hours or more on the keto diet will produce loose bowel movements masquerading as farts. The result being an obnoxious smell and destroyed underwear.
Aaliyah: I farted in the car last night and shit my pants.

Bertina: Are you on the Keto diet?
Aaliyah: Yes, how did you know?
Bertina: Ohhh girl, don’t you know? Never trust a keto fart.
by Jack Pipe January 20, 2019
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