faptastic

When you see a girl (or picture) so amazing that you just want to drop your shorts and get to work on that badboy.

Ugh dude this picture is sooo faptastic

by D'brickshaw December 3, 2016

fapdump

The art of smashing one out whilst taking a shit

My girlfriend walked in while I was taking a fapdump.... she's staying with her sister for a while

by Kuntmonkey December 10, 2016

Faptology

The scientific study of masturbation and the pleasure it brings to everyone, every where.

Dudeeee I got my PhD in Faptology! I can now make official statements about how you're not groping your schlong hard enough!

by Cringetality December 17, 2016

Fappy Gilmore

Wanking reverse underhand and wiping your ass from the front whilst standing shoulder width apart and slightly bent forward as though you were playing golf.

It was affecting my game so I did a Fappy Gilmore in the bunker to relax. My swing was a lot better after that and I went on the finish off the last 9 holes.

by GolfGuy February 17, 2017

faptivating

Inspiring disproportionate amounts of masturbation

"I couldn't stand to let her go dude, she was faptivating and put out well"

"I saw the most faptivating woman in line at the grocery store today"

by ¥President Tac April 25, 2017

fapmingo

The art of standing on one foot and shooting jizz into someone's face.

I pulled a fapmingo and coated her face with style.

by RustyPWhole April 27, 2017

fapurbating

The act of masturbating

She/He was caught fapurbating to videos online...

by Fapurbating May 7, 2017