Eton Leap-frog

A physically exhaustive game where the frustrated young men of Britain's finest independent all-boys schools leap over each other's bare backsides, while taking care not to insert their dangling genitals. Many of these fine young men go on to join societies at Oxford and Cambridge, such as burn-a-fifty-quid- note-in-front-of-a-homeless-man society, or stick-your-todger-in-a-dead-pig club.

Monty Chumlington-Smythe; i say, isn't the debate on at the Young Conservatives tonight?

Tristram Farqhuar-pinklipz; I plan on taking some amyl nitrate then fatty Thompkins and I will Eton Leap-frog each other until Latin.

by Klaatu's Nikto December 6, 2017

ur dog a frog

the most bad ass insult you can say to anyone

"ur mum gay." "well, ur dog a frog."

by ZanMax May 25, 2018

what the frog

when your parents dont let you use frick

example:
person 1: did you know that they eat frogs in france?
person 2: WHAT THE FROG? are they dumb or what😂😂?😂

by froggers4Co May 14, 2018

Ur Dog a Frog

This is the worst phrase containing "Ur" in it. Every time this is used another big bang occurs wiping out everything known in the universe and creating a new one. For fucks sake who would use this?

little kid on xbox: ur mom gay
25 year old no life: ur granny tranny
little kid on xbox: no u
25 year old no life: reverse
little kid on xbox: ur dog a frog
*earth and everything else fucking explodes and a new universe is created*

by Yung lamp shade June 6, 2018

real crazy frog hours

When a group of people listen to 90-s music for a long while on high volume with 144 p on YouTube

Guy: dude soon it's real crazy frog hours

Other guy: what are you listening to?
Guy: “vamos a la playa”

by Fat 90-s kid February 20, 2018

Austin No Frags Roesner

A man who is so bad at rainbow six, but thinks he is so good. Chooses from an arsenal of 2 operators, both of which he can't kill anyone with. he compensates for the absence of real friends with smashing hoes with STD's, he is a dumb nigger

Austin, please get a second kill
Austin, please get a fucking kill
Austin, You fucking suck austin no frags roesner

by The KKK 2 November 10, 2018

Bullonese bull frog

When your partner in crime is on her period you fuck her raw and put your dick into her mouth and watch her gag and throw up On your dick like a bitch then make her eat it

OMG CHERIE HE DID THE BULLONESE BULL FROG TO ME IM GOING TO FREAK OUT

by Freight train corey January 15, 2019