Ethan

Ethan is a very quite guy. Once you get to know him though he is very funny, outgoing, sweet, weird, and more. He gets the ladies with his hair, and is good at sports. They are the kind of guy that will send you weird things out of no where to start a conversation. He will stay up with you till you fall asleep. They are those smart guys but don’t see it themselves. He is one that can stand out in a crowd. Their smile can light up your day. Their laugh is cute they will make you laugh. He has a goofy side and he isn’t afraid to show it. They are those bad boys and class clown in class. If you never met a Ethan you are missing out. If you let an Ethan go, he will be hard to come back around.

“Whoah, did you see Ethan’s hair?”
Ethan- *says something funny*
girl-* laughs*

by Yoo it’s your girlfriend March 18, 2019

Ethan

A dumbass who missed 4 on his first drivers Ed quiz even though the teacher told us all the questions before hand

Wow you don’t know anything about driving must be named Ethan.

by Above average pickle6969 April 13, 2022

Ethan

Cannot touch his own back

Hi my name is Ethan I cant touch my own back

by Shaniqua1256 October 11, 2020

ethan

ethan is a cheating, small dick, selfish, little hoe.

“ethan is such a cheating bitch”
“all he cares about is his hair”

by catholic drug dealer April 22, 2020

Ethan

Ethan hates Teslas above all things if he got a hold of a Tesla he would immediately destroy it by driving it into Elon musk house

Ethan hates Teslas

by 123usmelllikewe July 2, 2020

Ethan

He is mid.

Ethan is mid.

by Chino kid November 22, 2021

Ethan Ryan

Someone who has a big meat head, and is proper dopey and has a six incher

You have an Ethan Ryan head you dopey spud.

by Meatheads4You March 19, 2020