Empostor

If I'm going to be honest with you, in my own humble opinion without being sentimental of course, without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter from a distinctive perspective, I would like to say I have nothing to say.

Empostor: I have a crush on Yuliya Gerasymova 😌😌

by StrangestManAlive July 25, 2022

Empleisure

A portmanteau of the words employment and leisure, used to describe leisure activities peformed with the intent of furthering career goals, such as a work social or drinks with a client.

'So, the boss organised a mixer for both HR & Finance.'
'Do we have to go there?'
'It's an Empleisure thing, meant to make good interdepartmental relationships.'
'...'
'...'
'Formal or casual?'

by BlindIdiotHuman August 6, 2022

Empty shootin'

When someone is speaking to you and has no common sense.

Jonny was empty shootin' all night long and made me lose my mind .

by 007littlebear August 12, 2022

Empty shootin'

When your stupid and can't speak right because you have no common sense.

This guy was empty shootin' all night and made me angy as hell.

by 007littlebear August 12, 2022

Empathy Extortion

When people take advantage of your better nature to exploit you. Usually happens with liberal white women when mothering instincts are redirected towards immigrants and people that will one day harm them.

"Showing pictures of a tearful immigrant to promote replacing your identity and culture is a form of empathy extortion."

by harry analstein August 13, 2022

Empty the Vactor

Public Works slang for taking a number 2

Me: I’m gonna go and empty the vactor real quick
Coworker: I already did that earlier today
Me: No the Vactor, my bowels!
Coworker: oh! That Vactor

by Jahamez August 28, 2022

empress

A girl that was skilled enough to write books and do archery and draw at the same time

“you know that girl thats clumsy that wrote books and did archery AND drew at the same time?”

“Yeah thats empress!”

by Venuslol September 9, 2022