dry haverforth

Getting your dick aggressively beaten with sand paper.

“Shut up, dude before I give you a dry haverforth you’ll never recover from”

by Mr Beads February 17, 2024

keeping the powder dry

To be calm and ready for a possible problem in the future.

They don't know how the election will turn out, so for now they're just keeping the powder dry.

by Borat91 March 18, 2024

dry nutting

The act of ejaculating without a stimulus presented to your penis which could be known simply as “an awake wet dream”. You can dry nut by simply being so aroused that you have no control over your penis

That girl bobby went out with yesterday was really cute, I heard he ended up dry nutting.

by a_ variation December 24, 2024

Seattle Steam Dry

When you cum on your partners chest then proceed to fart on it till its dried

John: ay what’d you and your wife get up to last night
Steve: I give her a good ol Seattle Steam Dry
John: Whatta fuckin dude

by bleu0000000000 August 9, 2024

dry pencil

hard core anal sex with an unlubed penis

the corner store was all out of lube so i had to dry pencil her so hard i chafed

by dankmemekid42069austindoorfag June 11, 2016

dry sand

Sand with no texture, but actually quite tasty.
Dry sand has the unique flavour of rocks, glass, quartz, and other small things, including microplastics

Dry sand is actually quite delicious...
Of course, it is bas for your teeth. But your dentist wouldn't know how good it tasted.

by Roberto the great February 19, 2024

Act Dry Day

May 3rd is Act Dry Day. Act as dry as much as you can to your friends and close ones. Just as long as you represent your way of acting dry.

Chrysler: Why’s Bone acting so dry??
Jim: act dry day.

Chrysler: k.

by Jiua1345 May 2, 2022