Closet Creep

Closet creep occurs when understood boundaries are ignored in shared closet space.

There are understood to be boundaries in a shared closet. Two people, each have half the space available to them to use as they wish.

One goes to their space in the closet to find other's clothes in their space; you would sense closet creep

by urban bullet August 23, 2011

Closet heterosexual

1. A man/woman that acts totally gay but in reality loves the opposite sex. Just acts gay to be funny.

2.See Jorge aguilar

Jorge is acting like a total closet heterosexual, he asked me to suck his dick but I know he has a girl

by Desolate_Gamble November 28, 2015

closet emo

Says their not emo, probably has never self-harmed (SAYS THAT MAKES THEM NOT EMO), owns one mainstream band t-shirt, and secretly hates them self. wears darker clothes but not black, and wears heavy eye makeup.

probably identify as grunge, or punk but lets be real we know they're probably more scared to admit their emo than a gay kid at bible camp.

debby is a closet emo

by ThAtBiTcHdebbra May 4, 2017

super clause

noun - some kind of super santa clause. It is very powerful, and yet very mysterious. No one fully understands the true nature of Super Clause. Perhaps it is the transformation that Santa must make in order to survive and perform his christmas job at unreal speeds while being so fat. Or perhaps santa means super, so they are synonyms. No one truely knows.

Jill: "OMG!!!!! Super Clause!"
Hillary: "What the!!!!!!!1 OMG!11 I missed it!"
Fred: "Hillary, you are not as hot as Hillary Duff, so I am dumping you. Again."
Hillary: "DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!!111"
Moral of this story? Don't redate people who dump you constantly. It's obvious they can't decide, and wil change their minds again and again.

by Can Not July 16, 2008

cutting out of the closet

the act of confessing that one is emo

1: dude, john was cutting out of the closet to me in class

2: so, he's emo, then!

by 81halohunter February 19, 2011

Joe Biden might be helping our cause

UD Jews, I’m talking to you

Soon the rest of you will be easier to control

The end is near…

Joe Biden might be helping our cause

by Death Menace June 9, 2022

closed-off

people with their heads too far up their ass to notice people who they dont know

no example

by kalsjdfkl;asf February 2, 2003