Boni Chodes

Our lord and saviour who will one day return to this mortal plain to free us of our shackles and take us to the promised land of Chodania.

Praise our lord and saviour Boni Chodes

by Sal-Ad May 9, 2021

Chode Gripping

Is when you hold your steering wheel with you index finger and thumb making the “okay” sign👌 or the “fucking mint” sign with your hand

That guy is chode gripping his steering wheel? Ugh gross

by That Other Guy 6D9 January 3, 2024

chode stoolio o'toole

a tiny man who is very handy with cars

you are tiny and a chode stoolio o'toole

by MoistMeatMisslejizzyfella December 3, 2024

King Chode

Gabe

Gabe walks out his room “THEE FI FO FUM” you hear coming from his humongous man spread as his microscopic nut producer claps against his balls, king chode has arrived

by gabriel engstenchode July 26, 2022

International Chode Day

International Chode Day is on the 23rd of September, and is a day recognising and celebrating chodes of all colours and sizes. This day rivals the International Day of The Shlong, occuring on the 6th of September.

“Hey, have you heard? Its the 23rd! Its International Chode Day!”

“Yeah you’d certainly know.”

by LowerLeftAnkle September 22, 2020

Chode panties

Panties that fall to the floor from the weight of the extra-chodee.

Rose's chode panties will stick if thrown at the wall.

by Michigan J. Frog April 22, 2009

chode-mode

When your roommate decides to delete your FF9 saves because you'd rather pay bills than do drugs all day.

Fuck that piece of shit and his effort to be responsibility. Goin' full chode-mode on this bitch.

by skeet skeet brah April 12, 2014