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Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!

"Hey, you know that woman in Mona Lisa? She's a bloke!"

"Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!"
by chad0x001 August 20, 2011
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If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed

a phrase used by people who live a clean life and realize that people who lives a life of drugs, alcohol and hookers-in-closets are not only enjoying life more, but are going to live longer and rule the planet
Brian: Well I'm glad that you had so much fun on Friday getting crunked and chasing tail all weekend while I was helping my sister move for the third time this year.

Steve: Yeah bro, it was pretty wild

Brian: If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed !

based on Chuck Lorre's response to Charlie Sheen's comment, "Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off,..."
by smohr March 3, 2011
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Military phonetic alphabet for "Go fuck yourself." Look at the first letter of each word.
I told my commanding officer the coordinates were: "Golf Oscar Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Yankee Oscar Uniform Romeo Sierra Echo Lima Foxtrot." Thank god he never learned I told him to go fuck himself.
by CharlieUniformNovemberTango January 6, 2017
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Charlie Choker

When you choke. (More effective if you are named charlie)
Bro I just lost all my elo, i'm actually a Charlie Choker.
Dude stop charlie choking!
That wu-shang is such a Charlie Choker! I just shit on him (literally).
by Ski mask the osu god August 13, 2020
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Charlie

Charlie is a milfy bundha lenger
by Saylesspeople December 29, 2021
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Charlie crystal

A ship between charlie from smiling friends and porsha from sing 2
Fangirl: OMG charlie crystal is so cute i really hope they be together.
Some dude: kayne west stare
by Weezerfan_830)4 February 12, 2022
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