zombie cap

An object when worn makes one do stupid things.

Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!

by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011

No Cap

No ceiling; no limit; to denote anything is possible; usually in reference to seemingly impossible feats.

Anyone can make more than $5,000.00 a day, $15,000.00 a day, no cap.

by RuiNa February 29, 2020

Cap alert

When a person lies have been detected

Tyrique rell speeding bai hmmm cap alert yh

by Esco Tha Great January 29, 2019

Green Cap Gang

Green cap gang is a gang in San Andreas, CA, having ownership over all major parks and fields in San Andreas.

I just joined green cap gang foo.

by Josegreen May 1, 2021

Cleaning the Toothpaste Cap

Having imminent diarrhea that is held in by previously formed solid feces within the bowel tract. Upon pushing out the solid mass, diarrhea follows with ease.

After trying all the laxities on the market I tried some liquid magnesium and was very shortly cleaning the toothpaste cap.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021

Cap

Cap means lie but it is secretly a dog whistle that People who support Hitler use

Dont cap i know you are apart of the fbi

by Joshuacarre February 15, 2021

Cap

Slang term for "lie" or "joke*
Bullshit, or "I don't believe it" or "no way" = cap

Like "no joke" as in "I'm not lying" as in "for real I'm serious" = no cap

Bullshit bro, you're lying, I call cap.
OR
In my opinion dude, that song was lit, no cap!

by BL0M June 15, 2021