Claye's Cake

The biggest, juiciest, thickest, most scrumdiddlyumptious cake known to man. Actually, "Claye's Cake" is so large that it possesses it's own gravitational pull.

Guy 1: DAMN, I lost my balance while walking behind that girl.
Guy 2: You've got to be more careful walking around Claye's Cake like that. You might get sucked in.

by Claye's Daddy August 8, 2020

cake-maker

A guy willing to cover or fill you with cum like frosting to a cake

She made me a cake-maker last night!

by TheSlasher September 22, 2020

Cake-maker

When a guy whos willing to ejaculate on you covering you in his frosting or fill you with his frosting

She wanted me to be the cake-maker last night

by TheSlasher September 25, 2020

Fruit cake

A disgusting type of cake made out of fruit and high in calories.

A name to call some one who is absolutely loopy or stupid.

“I really dislike fruitcake”
Or
“That dude is an absolute fruit cake”

by Churchy C October 26, 2020

fadootle cakes

something you say when you don’t want to say the f word

omg mayah what the fadootle cakes

by pro cool kid sophia October 3, 2020

The cake is a lie

What most people online don't seem to fully understand, is that it is not just a fictitious reward, but also a silly, frivolous reward in the face of great risk and danger.

"Ivan told me if I broke into a Russian FSB computer, they have a Special Edition of the Urban Dictionary, with the correct definition of 'the cake is a lie!'" "Sorry Tovarish, we can't risk the chance you found out anything valuable, you must now eat this uranium yellowcake" "That kind of cake isn't for eating, it will poison me!" "Yes, well in your search for 'the cake is a lie', the cake was a lie."

by cuvtixo October 4, 2020

Free Cake

A term used to describe a poorly-skilled opposition, typically used in sport.

“Hey bro we play Longford on the weekend”
“Ah yes, that’s free cake”

by ryxnphxlan October 16, 2020