Brown Zune 

A booby prize or screw up based on the scatalogical imagery invoked by the shape, color, and name of a popular MP3 player.

"The incumbents got a Brown Zune during the last election"
"Accounting pulled a Brown Zune during the presentation"
"He screwed up so he's get'n a Brown Zune for Christmas"

Brown Zune by Andy Carol December 10, 2008

Brown Bush 

After anuling your partner, stick your brown cock in her pussy, and wiggle it around, making her pubes brown, known as a brown bush.

i banged jane in the ass and then gave her a brown bush.

Brown Bush by jimbo jacky May 7, 2008

brown and toothless wonder 

well what the fuck else could it be besides your good ole arsehole.

often when i would here Bubby fart; he would exclaim, Oh speak again brown and toothless wonder.

brown and toothless wonder by cod blaster June 29, 2008

brown moon

when the guy is having anal sex and she hasn't cleaned her ass and he starts scooping it out with his dick and makes her eat the brown moon like blue moon ice cream

The girl ate the brown moon.

brown moon by Jenny Frank October 20, 2009

Brown Shaheen 

Noun (pl. Brown Shaheens) - A small polished turd.

Figurative: Scott Brown's talking points were no more than Brown Shaheens and bromides.

Origin: From John Stewart's commentary on New Hampshire's 2014 Midterm Senate race between Scott Brown & Jeanne Shaheen. (Tues. Oct. 29)

Etymology: From the root 'Brown-nose' (from the result of ass-kissing) and Sheen "early 17th cent.: from obsolete sheen ‘beautiful, resplendent’; apparently related to the verb shine."

Wall Street bankers and political figures often look and speak like Brown Shaheens.

Brown Shaheen by McDowdy October 29, 2014

brown ribbon 

to win the brown ribbon, you must understand two things. it is very much akin to the blue ribbon in a horse show, and it was invented for the Poop Olympics.

the brown ribbon is given to the winner of the longest and firmest shit.
the brown ribbon is a thin slice of nylon ribbon, width of 4 cm. and is sharp to the touchings. each log is lined up in the Log Lineup and one by one one is tried to be cut by the ribbon. the one thewith the most shitsistance (resistance of shit sue to corn ratio or other thing) this one wins it.

it the poop olympiad of brownsville, tx, Irving Logman won the brown ribbon.
it now adornes his fireplace.

brown ribbon by john really brown September 6, 2006

brown sugar 

It is the process of getting someone to lick your semi-dirty asshole, then having them kiss one of your friends or a stranger.

Dude, last night this dirty bitch named Becky licked my ass then gave Jake some brown sugar.

brown sugar by Lazarus Merchants of Chaos March 30, 2011