BRANDON

A sexy beast that has a big pepe.His nickname isn’t Lil broomstick (best rapper of all time)He is your local clout jesus.He is a lEgEnD aT bAsKeTbAlL and also nba2k19.He also eats dAt b00tY u FeElZ mE Br0sKiZi.

“Damm u see that Brandon kid he’s sexy” or “Brandon has a big Pepe and eats dAt b00tY u FeElZ mE Br0sKiZi” or “Lil Broomstick is the best rapper & basketball player uF aLl TiME”

by BrAnDaT0 November 20, 2018

Brandon Chong

The leader of the Hong dynasty, sworn to restore the greatness of classical china. Looks like 😝, also happens to be 4’3

Brandon Chong got trampled by a stampede of ants

by Kouch_Potato7 February 25, 2024

Brandon

Brandon is the realist nigga you’ll ever meet he’ll rearrange you’re bitch guts ,with his big dick , Brandon’s are fucking icons

“Brandon” took me from my nigga yesterday

by Big duck monster November 21, 2021

Let's go brandon

This word was originally used by a woman who thought the crowd was cheering "let's go brandon"

The crowd was actually cheering 'fuck Joe Biden'

Hence is used by people generally republicans and conservtives to basically say 'fuck Joe Biden'

What do you think of Biden?

Let's go brandon

by Moose in Canada December 7, 2022

Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.

It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.

by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024

Brandon

someone who loves to say slurs
a fucking nerd who happens to commit hate crimes but lowkey fine shyt

occasionally glazes individuals with the name kaeleigh

"wow brandon is retarded"

by feinfeinfeinfeinfeinfein November 24, 2024

Brandon

Someone who should never date anyone, especially if their name starts with M and ends with addy. Break up with him now. I’m serious. If his last name is Griffin, then you should probably dump him and throw him into a very deep ocean filled with sharks.

A person: I’m dating Brandon

Me: you’re making the worse choice in the world, leave while you can

by BrandonHater2009 April 24, 2025