ex-boyfriend

The guy who now tries to sound smart every moment of his life, sends urban dictionary definitions that are low-key calling you out, and you realise why it’s better off this way :D

“Who was that guy defending video games in English like they are his precious babies?”
“Her ex-boyfriend, poor girl...”

by FaelynnHolimion November 9, 2020

National Boyfriend Day

A day that single guys find out that every girl they are interested in is taken

I was thinking of asking out Emily, but she posted a pic with some guy on national boyfriend day, so it turns out she is taken.

by anaxe September 29, 2020

Best Boyfriend

Jacob Dickinson, the most caring, sweet, and cute guy you will ever meet.

Girl 1- what's wrong??
Girl 2- Jacob just melted my heart he's the best boyfriend ever

by Incert name here October 8, 2020

Phone boyfriend

A boy with whom you share a close emotional bond; communication is largely limited to over the phone. You text all the time but for some reason can’t or don’t meet up. May or may not ever become your real boyfriend.

From Schitt’$ Creek episode 5x05 (Housewarming)

(At Patrick’s housewarming party)
David (to Stevie; indignantly): Where’s your phone boyfriend?
Stevie (Exasperated): He’s...on my phone?

by Hey_kimy October 11, 2020

National boyfriend day part 2

Celebrate your bf a second time bc we celebrated our gf 2 times

October 20 is national boyfriend day part 2

by Jay daddy smurt October 12, 2020

Ghost Boyfriend

Typically said by someone who has watched "Julie and the Phantoms".

Relating to one of the dead band members that they like.

"Hey, you know Luke? He's my ghost boyfriend."

by liccle ol' lady October 18, 2020

elzeard bouffier

a legend, plants trees and fucks hoes

person 1: wow who is that man planting trees
person 2: its elzeard bouffier

by Repulse Shotzz on yt November 17, 2020