boner bonus

(n.) A boner bonus is any normal, everyday situation that will allow you to do something that will result in a definite erection.

Jake: "Dude, my parents are leaving tonight and I'm gonna be home all alone."

Anthony: "Wow, man, you're such a loner."

Jake: "I'm just gonna watch porn all night."

Anthony: "Boner bonus!"

by Námore March 28, 2011

heart boner

When an individual does something nice for you or gives you a compliment.
Usually used with close friends and family. Can be used in all different scenarios.

Friend 1: So I got you some pizza because I know you have been feeling pretty sad lately.
Friend 2: You have given me a heart boner. Thank you!!

by sandyroses June 21, 2018

boner hug

When one flips his boner up into his waistband so that it hugs your belly button.
(As Made Famous By Superbad)

Billy suddenly heard his sister coming in the room so he gave himself a boner hug.

by Foltzy September 10, 2007

Dance Boner

When a male randomly gets a boner when dancing with a female (or another male for the gay males). This is usually spontaneous and can happen to some guys during any type of dancing. Such occurrences are mostly likely in teen males but can still occur in later years for some unlucky males.

Last night at Homecoming, Joey kept getting dance boners whenever I danced with him.

by BasketOfFish September 17, 2006

Platonic Boner

It has nothing to do with physical activity... it's just a boner between mates or a friend. The other dude just watched too much Ronnie Johns...

I had a platonic boner with my friend...

by saulong April 16, 2010

boobie boner

When female nipples are erect.

It must cold, you have a boobie boner.

by Laura and Jay Berical January 1, 2009

e-boner

Having an erection whilst talking to a hot girl on a webcam. This is very common amongst virgins who would first like to explore the sexual side by not getting any infections.

Yo, when I walked in to my room mate's room, he was popping an e-boner with this mighty fine white chick.

by IdiotGuy October 16, 2007