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genius birth

When you poop and its kind of hard to get out in the begining but then gets really easy suddenly; like one would imagine the experience of giving birth to Einstein to be (only...out of your butt).
I had to push hard in the begining but it turned out to be a genius birth.
by plastichistory June 24, 2011
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Parisienne birthday candles

This girl was givin' me the gears so I fired up a pack of Parisienne birthday candles.
by fatburner5 October 18, 2011
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anti-birth

That chick I've been hooking up with forgot to take her anti-birth and now she says she's pregnant.
by escapedconvict March 14, 2012
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First birthday

The act of sitting your unwiped ass on your partner's face while teabagging them, then ejaculating in and around their mouth. The end result resembles a baby that smeared cake all over itself at its first birthday party.
I got fired because the security cameras caught me giving Carol a first birthday in the supply closet.
by Stephen Jung December 9, 2013
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Happy Birthday Roddy

I really didn't like when roddy missed the fantasy football draft. He was sure acting like a Happy Birthday Roddy.
by Croddy March 9, 2016
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eighteenth birthday

When you become a legal adult and you can make your own decisions but your parents or any one older than you thinks you are still a child.
"It's her eighteenth birthday so she's going to get a tattoo."
"She thinks she's so grown because its her eighteenth birthday."
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floating birthday

Cerebrating someones birthday a few days / months before or after their actual birth-date.
She has a floating birthday because she was born on a leap year so we just celebrate whenever works best.
by Foxcraft August 30, 2016
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