The Beanslide

During the 69 position while the male is on top of the female he proceeds to move into an upright position (technically sitting on her face), he then slides his sweaty nut sack across the entire length of the woman's face thus leaving her with the grimy, smelly sweat of his genitals.

"Last week Jimmy gave me the Beanslide and I still can't get the scent to come off...."

The Beanslide by Merick August 18, 2007

Jacking the beanstock 

Beatin your meat

I wanted to masturbate so I started jacking the beanstock.

Jacking the beanstock by gmhcubix August 25, 2016

Bean Holder 

A vessel used to arrange beans at the height of one bean high, whilst also aligning them in the same direction to create optimum cooking conditions

Dale: Can I borrow your bean holder to cook my beans at an optimum rate?

Carl: No, have a goblin instead

Kishan: I used it yesterday and it was great but the goblin wasnt

Bean Holder by True_Tokah November 24, 2011

bean crusher 

An individual who excels at giving beanjobs, i.e. the art of cunnilingus. Every woman wants one of these!

The word 'crush' can be used in conjunction with 'bean' as an action verb as well.

Prince Charming is a bean crusher.

Even assholes get second dates if they're bean crushers.

He crushed my bean all night long.

bean crusher by Beanie Bunnies September 15, 2013

banskipped 

the act of banning an individual due to their retardedness and level of stupidity

dude, you spilt the bong, your fuckin banskipped nigga

banskipped by man-wall March 6, 2014

bean wrinkler 

Taking a shit

I got to take a bean wrinkler

bean wrinkler by Hohler1234 June 25, 2014

Bansuri Funk

A style of music characterized by the crossover of the traditional Indian Bamboo flute, the Bansuri with the Western Popular Music Sensibilities of Funk and other (optional) genres of Smooth Jazz, Soul, Pop and Rock.

"The Bansuri Funk style really brings this ethnic instrument into the mainstream space!"

Bansuri Funk by Narked November 7, 2014