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Half-Ass Holiday

January 25th is the day in which we celebrate just how stupid all these new holidays are by making fun of them with Opposite Day.
I can’t believe they actually celebrate this half-ass holiday every year!?
by iNerdia Entertainment November 10, 2018
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Half-Baked Sunday

Sundays where the previous night had been spent partying too hard and any attempt at cooking/cleaning/anything is bound to be half-assed as you are too mashed or hung-over

This can be followed up by actually half-baking something ie. mix flour, sugar and water, put in oven for 20 mins just until golden and manky, serve with a lemon in a glass (lemonade) and voilas! Half-baked cookies and lemonade! try selling these on the streets, just don't blame me if you get arrested in your mums dressing gown.
"whats goin on?....."not much, just another half-baked sunday, and i'm really feelin it too!""
by El Flaymo January 9, 2007
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Progressive Half-Culture

Invented for those who feel that they have been judged by history, or at least that they are falling, but who still strut in front of their peers as if they were an interior elite.
--Negative Dialectics, T. Adorno
Rappers and theories on black pharohs are examples of progressive half-culture.
by Filthy Schmuck August 23, 2020
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half-acoon american

Shut up you half-acoon American
by blishi February 13, 2019
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Half Gal Challenge

A task that requires you and a partner to successful polish off a handle of any liquor through the duration of the night while not sharing any with non-competitors.
Roomate #1 :"How did you destroy the house this bad, it was just you and that one guy here last night ?"

Roomate #2 :"Half Gal Challenge Bro"
Roomate #1: "I understand"
by Barbarosa4Life1990 November 8, 2011
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flying half mast

Flying half mast is when you have a boner that isn't as hard

also known as: Half Chub
Guy #1: hey do you see that girl?
Guy #2: The one in the booty shorts?
Guy #1 Yeah she's the reason I'm flying half mast.
by Alex_Pax November 22, 2016
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Harvey Half - ass

Harvey - Half ass is An exceptional nick name for one who does everything half assed. No matter how many times they've been told ,or trained on a task ,they still manage to complete it half - assed /poorly. Harvey - Half asses require frequent ass chewing and threats of firing and even violence to get them to do what they are supposed to do properly.
Harvey Half - ass ... How many times do you need to be shown how to tuck a window Harvey Half - ass... you've been here 3 months and shown multiple times... DO IT THE RIGHT WAY OR YOUR FIRED!!!!!! Move it Harvey -Half - ass !!!
by Willie shaverpus April 14, 2023
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