The curse of the Irish carrot

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.

I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.

by Sucks longer May 9, 2022

Irish Adiós

While one is tossing their partners salad, creates an air tight seal with their lips around partners 5 points of contact. Once an air tight lock has been achieved, the delivering partner exhales a large "poof" of air. Resulting reactions may occur.

Bro 1: dude I gave my tinder date the Irish Adiós last night after dinner at Red Lobster

Bro 2: that's crazy has she called you since?

Bro 1: nah she hasn't talked to me since.

by AquamMan June 11, 2024

Irish Maraccas

Empty beer bottles that clang together.

Drew had to take his Irish maraccas to the recycling can

by ThanosReigns May 24, 2018

The Irish referee

The act of officiating a rusty trombone contest with the ultimate goal of declaring the first team to cum as the winners of said competition.

Todd: What’s the the matter Brian? You look absolutely exhausted.
Brian: Yeah dawg it was a late evening. I was up until 4:00am at the Zeta house being “The Irish Referee.”

by Fitterfablife69 September 19, 2019

irish twins

N AND Z are the irish twins with thicc eyebrows

you can see those eyebrowussys form a mile away

get your zandnussy now at irishtwins.ussy.com.ussyau

OMG IS THAT THE IRISH TWINS

N.G AND Z.G

DAMN I CAN SEE THEIR EYEBROWUSSIES (plural)
LORD HAVE MERCY

by gisele is not home yet June 21, 2022

Irish Kebab

3 or more guys lined up in dick in ass.

Me and the buds did the Irish kebab last week

by Lemonachi_man October 29, 2023

Irish Olympics

Similar to the regular Olympics, except that instead of playing sports, it's a bunch of drunk people tripping and falling over, vomiting, and ranting.

Announcer 1: Irish Olympics athlete #21, O'Donovan, just face planted twice, hurled thrice, and went on a tirade about his wife!
Announcer 2: Here comes the clean-up crew with some steel wool...

by Leadfoot Leon September 14, 2016