When a male cums inside of a females anus grabs an ice cube shoves it in, and then blows in it. This will force the female to shoot out frozen cum like fragments of a grenade.
I asked a girl if I could show her an Alaskan ice grenade she said yes, but when I showed it to her halfway through the process it shot back up.
by Nuclearfart007 December 23, 2025
Get the Alaskan ice grenade mug.An object made when you take a shit into a boiling pot of sugar, let the sugar crystallize over your shit making a thin sugar layer. After it cools and hardens, you stick one end the sugar covered shit into your ass, and the other end in your best friend’s ass, you both then start going back and forth on it, bouncing into each other as you go. You do this until the sugar layer melts in your asses, leaving a sticking, but pleasing mess in your anuses.
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An Alaster is essentially a human "main character" who hasn't quite realized the camera isn't rolling yet. He'll often be one of the most handsome guys you’ll ever lay eyes on with a physique that looks like it was sculpted just to make everyone else look average. He is a chaotic blend of pure genius and the kind of person who tries to push a door that clearly says pull, but he does it with such confidence that you start to wonder if the door is the one that's wrong.
He possesses a legendary level of sass that could power a small city, yet he manages to be the sweetest person in the room the moment you actually need him. An Alaster is the guy who will offer to help you move and then spend the whole time narrating your life choices, but he’ll also be the only one who stays until the last box is inside.
He’s got a "seize the day" energy that usually results in a great story or sometimes a very confusing, serious or concerning text message at 2:00 AM. To know an Alaster is to constantly be five seconds away from either a facepalm or a laughing fit. In short, he’s a total one-of-a-kind legend who makes everyone else look like they’re just NPCs in his world.
He possesses a legendary level of sass that could power a small city, yet he manages to be the sweetest person in the room the moment you actually need him. An Alaster is the guy who will offer to help you move and then spend the whole time narrating your life choices, but he’ll also be the only one who stays until the last box is inside.
He’s got a "seize the day" energy that usually results in a great story or sometimes a very confusing, serious or concerning text message at 2:00 AM. To know an Alaster is to constantly be five seconds away from either a facepalm or a laughing fit. In short, he’s a total one-of-a-kind legend who makes everyone else look like they’re just NPCs in his world.
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ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!
PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!
PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!
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Violently.
Gnome Alaska is where sapiens of non-homo origin live and they will make you more homo than a scarved black guy with a pompador and lollipop tattoo on his neck. Then they'll take your little girl, leave your ripped open asshole stuck in a wheelchair babbling about shadow monsters as people laugh at you out of pity.
Gnome alaska...where the Gnomeos roam
Into your butt
Violently.
Gnome Alaska is where sapiens of non-homo origin live and they will make you more homo than a scarved black guy with a pompador and lollipop tattoo on his neck. Then they'll take your little girl, leave your ripped open asshole stuck in a wheelchair babbling about shadow monsters as people laugh at you out of pity.
Gnome alaska...where the Gnomeos roam
Into your butt
Friend A: Hey man what's ? Heard you and Jane went on vacation to Gnome Alaska, how was it?
Friend B: I don't have to actually try to poo no mo babydoll, that dookie just kinda fall out all on its own thanks to them boogymens
Friend A: Holy shit fred...dont talk to me or my family anymore
Friend B: I don't have to actually try to poo no mo babydoll, that dookie just kinda fall out all on its own thanks to them boogymens
Friend A: Holy shit fred...dont talk to me or my family anymore
by Captain Magnanimous February 26, 2014
Get the gnome alaska mug.when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..
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