Jordan

The cutest guy in the world. Every time you see him, you’ll be awestruck by how cute he is.

Oh my god, is that Jordan! He’s so cute!

by doobielicious February 19, 2021

Jordan

My little sugar cane that I love with all my heart-

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Jordan is adorable

by Abiglee February 20, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is such a cool name. Every person named Jordan is super attractive, rich, and smart. Every person they meet wants to be friends or significant other with them. It’s a privilege to be named Jordan.

Ugh Jordan is so cool!!!! So funny, popular, and awesome. I wish I was Jordan!!!!!”

by Shaniqua Jordan February 23, 2021

Jordan

Like the river, long and gangly. A Jordan is a Humanoid that can be heard amongst Gyms listening to the heaviest of metal while screaming "lightweight" and random passers by and releasing toxic fumes to deter predators, often making them uncomfortable and forcing them to leave the area they're training in. This gives the Jordan a larger area to train in where he boasts about doing Squats and never missing leg day, although his legs still look very "meh".

I was training over in the free weights but then this guy dropped a protein fart like an absolute Jordan.

by FSGremlin February 26, 2021

Jordan Rachel

The hottest woman in the universe. Hands down.

Did you see Jordan Rachel yesterday?

by Thegainz1 March 9, 2021

Jordan

(Male)Jordan is that one guy that you will like on and off. and u will like him forever and then one of your friends will like him so u will stop liking him but it is impossible so if there are any jordans that you know show him this, please.

Girl 1.whats up
Girl 2. guess what

Girl 1. oh no are you thinking about...
Girl1 and Girl2 ....JORDAN

by Ellathesmella March 18, 2021

Jordan

Soft

Daddy: hey Jordan what are you

Jordan: I am a jonina lover

by Big dende March 18, 2021