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Childe

"ohh childe so you like men and women? and get non?
by lilgayboy548 July 20, 2022
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Momma’s child

Momma’s child is a man/woman regardless of age that takes care of his/her mother. Momma’s child is the great child to check up on mom. Kind’ve like God’s child. A saint that looks out for mom 100% of the time and does for mom at least 75% of the time. A child that treads lightly and attempts not to inconvenience their mother. A child that will repay their mother for any unintended inconveniences. The one that feels close to mom that will hand deliver the most respect. With a momma’s child a mother can live with this child and spoil their mom rather than a mommas boy/girl who will leach off their mother like they’re still on their mom’s tit. A mommas girl/boy is quite the opposite. A mommas girl/boy will accept any and everything from mom. This kid will have mom take care of them and spoil them. This child will live with their mom like a little kid and reap all the benefits of their mom till the very end. A mommas boy/girl is fully acceptable and not at all demeaning as an adolescent or incapable/incapacitated adult however, as an able bodied adult, they should be entirely ashamed . They dont consider their mother enough. They’re just there for the benefit of having a mom. They typically make false promises to their mothers about how when they make it she’ll be taken care of but almost never take the required actions to take care of her in any way they can in the moment. Same rules apply for daddy’s child and daddy’s boy/girl.
kind of you to check in on her, you are your momma’s child.

You’re NOT a momma’s boy! You are your momma’s child.

You are your momma’s child taking care of her like that.

I take care of my mom because I’m my momma’s child.
by BigBossNRG September 2, 2023
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child

Child.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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Teacup Child

A child whose guardians treat them like an accessory or pet, neglectfully and to the detriment of the child.
I was a teacup child: my grandparents used to take me everywhere, but once I hit puberty that entire part of my life disappeared.
by Accelerate dog May 14, 2024
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Sproxi Child

The sweetest high schooler who does things like cringe compilations and really cool animations. I love her, and you should too. :))
“I want to be just like Sproxi Child :0”
by kaela.uwu💘 May 22, 2019
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Yard Child

The son or daughter of a deadbeat dad, mainly used for Father's who are in the same town not hiding but still will go at any cost of ignoring there yard children as if they were the pleage.
_I'm sorry your honor but that kid is not mine

_the file clearly says it's your biological son

_ Your honor that's my yard child, I don't even know how to spell the retarded ass name my babymama gave him

_Order in the court, what do you think this is a babershop, please have some respect for the gavel
by Toroz May 29, 2018
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a child

i have a friend called adam he is a child
by blitzocrowley June 8, 2022
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