dirty bus

when you sex in an empty bus and leave cum and poop on the seat.

when Jake and Jan went across America they left a dirty bus in every state.

by Mr Nasty says October 24, 2020

bus date

When you and your friend (or more than friend) go on a date to the bus station to hop on a random bus and get off at the most interesting and random places (or just stay on the bus and ride around town on a random bus route).

person 1: “Noah and Allie are going on a bus date tomorrow”
person 2: “Aw that’s such a cute adventure!”

by kikifafiki October 20, 2020

alaskan bus ride

When a woman packs a snowball and pokes a hole right through its diameter, and then proceeds to give a man a hand job with the aforementioned snowball.

It was the middle of winter and Jenny and Edward were feeling kinky so Jenny gave Edward an Alaskan bus ride.

by Jframe2002 May 10, 2016

pussy bus

you ride this when you are being a pussy. you drive it when your a huge pussy.

Dude that water is so cold. There is no way im getting in.

Wow man you are driving the pussy bus.

by yumyumilovepudding August 1, 2010

Battle Bus

A vehicle that defys all laws of physics by transporting 100 people in a 30 seater bus through the air being propelled by an oversized balloon. At random intervals some passengers chose to vacate the bus to their inevidable doom.

Most passengers of this bus are virgins or going through a divorce.

I'm leaving you Insert your name here All you ever do is circle jerk your friends on that Battle Bus

by Dailystraw July 9, 2019

Sus bus

When multiple people are being suspicious. They are “hopping on the sus bus”

Look over at them, they hoppin’ on the sus bus!

by CreativeSoup May 20, 2022

foot bus

Walking;

Justin: “Yo, how you getting home after this party?”
Mike: “we’re taking the foot bus!”

by parody.com August 20, 2023