What the kel?

“What the kel” is used for when you need a replacement for “what the hell” cuz why the fuck not
Though nobody is gonna use it, Kel himself came up with it. It’s dumb. - Aubrey

“What the kel? I forgot my wallet”

by Aubrergine <333 October 4, 2022

Lol what

Lol what is an expression ussually used in an unclear situation that is somehow funny. It doesn't need a question mark.

A - I like icecream dogs
B - Lol what

by ShitWaddup July 25, 2018

what is heaven

heaven is a place were there is no school and you can play games for eternity and actually have friends and not get bullied and you can eat ice cream and candy and dessert forever and also were you are popular and everyone loves you (that last part was a joke but hey thats just a theory A GAME THEORY!!!)

random guy 1: what is heaven
random guy 2: idk im not dead

by closet man June 28, 2022

What in the ohio

Something odd happening.

What in the Ohio just happened man?

someone just got eaten by a dragon.

by Coolboy300 October 8, 2022

What's on the banana

When you get your friend to put on a blindfold and guess what you put on the banana with their mouth. The trick is,the banana is your cock

Gary:ok I open up and tell me what's on the banana

Linda: is it chocolate? Oh I think it's Nutella!
Gary: oh its got nuts alright

by Cocktopuss September 10, 2022

What the fuckening

When your day goes to shit but the rest of the day goes too well and you don’t trust it. (Opposite of “The Fuckening”)

Today was a what the fuckening.

by TheEmperorGoat May 3, 2023

Why not what?

the philosophical question of an era, pondered first by erin mae.

Smells like hotdogs and misery.
What?
Why not what?

silky silky
What?
Whatd you say
what?
why not what?

by Gods God February 23, 2008