Koala Waffling

It's a cuddling position, with one partner hanging/holding onto the side of the other, while laying down like a koala would do to a tree. Typically koala waffling happens right before or right after sex.

The sex was great, so was the koala waffling.

Can you koala waffle me tonight?

by Thewickedwitch.86 July 14, 2025

Waffle

Heaven on earth.
If you hate waffles, what is wrong with you?!

Yo, what do you want for breakfast?
Waffles
Good choice

by tooMANYcarsNO January 28, 2021

Waffle Syndrome

When ur marge waffles bare

Your mum has waffle syndrome you nasty don

by Wafflewise May 13, 2022

whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

When your friend tries to get an embarrassing photo so you trick them

Tony: send me that picture of you Neil, or else I’ll share a text thread between you and Kay!
Neil: uh oh! better not be the text about the whipped cream…
Kay: it’s about whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

by TonyTroller69 June 27, 2025

Waffle Iron Dildo

The naiughtiest dildo on the the internet ever made

The dirtiest waffle iron dildo that slaps you around and makes you want to laugh while sucking it

by Hannahpetiudie July 30, 2021

pecan waffle

The art of banking food

He made a pecan waffle of his dinner

by Larbar April 28, 2017

Waffle hoe

A person, who has been to a waffle house so many times the people that work there now don't even ask you to order because they know what you are going to order.

she's a real waffle hoe

by jake from statefarm12 May 29, 2024