Waffling

Using a lot of complex filler words in order to appear smarter and make your writing longer. Waffling doesn't change the meaning of what's written, but will often get you a good grade from idiot teachers.

Sentence: Some children don't like going to school.

Waffling: Because of the negative characteristics they often associate with scholastic institutions, certain pupils tend to experience animosity and contempt towards the academic apparatus, and attempt to resist progenitorial efforts to inculcate diligence into their offspring.

by xXxSnO0pyXxX May 22, 2020

Waffle Gang

To be a member of or to refer to a group of individuals who own the standard version of the Steyr AUG series of rifles, of which use magazines that have the same color and grid pattern that are reminiscent of a waffle.

Jim: I just got a brand new AUG today!
Steve: Are you Waffle Gang or NATO Gang?
Jim: Waffle Gang rise up!

by HutchV2.0 March 24, 2024

waffle night

Waffle Night is a name given to any night you choose, where you just eat 59 waffles. Only 59.

Hey Jerry, are you prepared? It's waffle night tonight!

by starinquiry January 31, 2022

Waffle

A person with no swag. But wishes they had it. Often jealous of people they can never be.

That waffle is so jealous of me. She is constantly in my mix.

by T$Jones September 19, 2015

Waffle Posting

When a post on an Internet platform relates directly to the Waffle House copy pasta

Jonny RaZer says to start waffle posting on all social media platforms

by Dont search Cussy January 15, 2023

Waffle-Pancake

To take one statement or belief and turn into hate speech or something generally discriminatory against something related to that statement. Like real waffles and pancakes, one may be rooted from the other, but they are still two different things.

Coined by Louis McClung on YouTube.

“This is no waffle-pancake idea, because I am saying I do not like trad wives, does not mean I don’t like Christianity, okay? ‘Oh, Louis! You’re making fun of some Christians! That means you hate Christians, you think it’s bad, you think we’re all stupid!’ No??????” -Louis McClung

by JaxonArsenic December 23, 2024

throwing Waffle's balls

A phrase used when someone jumps ahead of others

Teacher:*assigns group project*
Friend: Ight bet just finished

Other Friend: Bro stop throwing Waffle's balls.

by hAmz_n_eGgz January 27, 2023