Dumpster Monkey

A person who is not discriminating as to the location where they engage in sexual intercourse.

I banged that Dumpster Monkey by the trash bins behind Chi Chis.

I picked up a two dollar dumpster monkey by the sewage plant.

She looked hot in the club but she was just another dumpster monkey

by Dwain wain November 11, 2011

Stuffed Monkey

A buldge in a mans pants
Too stuff a sock down your pants to make groin appear bigger

He looks like he has a stuffed monkey down there

by sicko111 October 10, 2007

Caged Monkey

A girl in a bikini with a stray pubic hair popping out the side or top. Like a caged monkey with an arm reaching out of a cage at the zoo.

You are getting ready to go to the pool for the first time in summer. Your wife puts on her bikini and still has her Winter bush. You notice a stray pubic hair that she did not tuck in. You tell her "You look great, but you have a caged Monkey"

by Nagger Lover February 2, 2014

spuzz monkey

A large amount of semen

"I fired off a spuzz monkey in her face"

by angelsholocaust October 23, 2008

Mountain Monkey

Norwegian, mostly the big, blonde, slightly chubby one who goes to get drunk on cheap beer in Denmark

Look, there's beer and puke and broken everywhere in this bar. Those Mountain Monkeys are such barbarians!

by Skrukk November 15, 2016

Tard Monkey

A word thats original intent was its just really fun to say, not to be racist, but I'd still be careful... hahahahaa jk! call everyone that!!

wow that was really stupid, quit being such a tard monkey

by daryy February 20, 2011

Crease monkey

1. Gynecologist
2. Vage mechanic

Worker: can I have the afternoon off to go to my gyne appointment?
Manager: Sure. Visiting the vage mechanic again?
Worker: yeah. Time to let that crease monkey get a good look under the hood.

by Urban_Filth November 15, 2012