Ethan

Ethan is a poop rat head, he is really poopy, he eat poop, his name is ethan

Ethan He is a poopy head, of course, we shall know, now have an amazing day

by Licker lick June 11, 2018

Ethan Steinbach

Ethan Steinbach has the biggest slong ever. Also every girl wants him. He usually has a curse called the Steinbach curse were girls feel the need to call him either hot or daddy. But he just wants to wait for marriage. Sucks to be Ethan Steinbach because all the bitches want him. Freshman even make group chats dedicated to this super sexy man.

Ethan Steinbach has a massive Penis.
Ethan Steinbach stole my girl.

by mydudeee3333 December 9, 2023

Ethan Ryan

Someone who has a big fat meat head, and is proper dopey and has a two incher

Mate. You look like Ethan Ryan

by JustSomeRandomDudeOnline May 19, 2020

Ethan

That friend that always manages to cause physical harm unintentionally just by brushing by you

Dude what happened to you?
Friend with bandages on arm: Ethan walked by.

by gurnshk February 24, 2022

Ethan

Goat

guy 1 That guy is a goat.

Guy 2 Yeah thats Ethan

by anonymous January 19, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is always the one to miss the hole then it would slip down then give her anal and when he tries to have sex his dick doesn’t fit

Ethan is always the one to miss the hole then it would slip down then give her anal and when he tries to have sex his dick doesn’t fit

by Alazay November 5, 2019

Ethan Carter

Ethan is the type of guy with a extremely small penis but huge titties that sag on the floor, not the smartest and always masturbates to strange things when horny, does not regularly walk or stand up, and has subpar vision.

“That guys an Ethan Carter for sure”

by Zabybabys June 17, 2022